But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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