Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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