I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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