dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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