We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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