The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
