Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
