thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm passing your future prison.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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