Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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