I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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