How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
