either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize