I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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