have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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