ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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