Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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