i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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