We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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