You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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