Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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