wrigley field is MILF paradise
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if only i could text you this smell
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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