im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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