I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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