i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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