WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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