my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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