I need help removing her.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
