We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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