he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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