Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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