Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
