party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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