we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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