have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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