You work out of a Hotel?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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