O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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