Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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