i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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