dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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