you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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