It's like God shit irony all over that family
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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