Fuck appropriateness.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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