Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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