butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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