That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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