I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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