Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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