you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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