so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
