he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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