Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dear god my vagina.
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