I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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