i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We got so high we made milksteak
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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