But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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