: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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